Yesterday before leaving the office, I had to use the restroom. I was sweating, my nose was running, my eyes were watering. I thought I passed molten lava...it was not pretty.
I weigh 258 pounds this morning.
I've learned one very important lesson: It may not be wise to attempt to fart on a liquid diet.
Cayenne Lemonade anyone?
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